Bio: Robert Leroy (a.k.a. Drunk Uncle Bob, Dub, Bobaloo)

Bob claims to have been born in Guam some forty years ago, although no records exist there to support his claim. Some believe (with some evidence backing them up) that Bob isn’t actually a citizen of the U.S. All forms of I.D. ever seen by anyone all have different names, none of which […]


Bio: William “Bill” Traponski (a.k.a. The Pole, Big Willie Diesel, The Jerk)

Bill was born in Pittsburgh in 1983 and, in his own words, “got the hell out of that steel cage as quick as my tiny feet would take me” (Bill, despite his 6’1’’ body, has tiny hands and feet). Bill’s family had worked in the steel industry since arriving in the U.S. some hundred […]


Bio: Lupton Pittman (a.k.a the guy who stole his name from that surf nazi on Point Break)

Lupton refuses to tell anyone where or when he’s from, but he looks about thirty and seems to have been living on the beach about as long. He has, to my knowledge, never, ever, espoused a real opinion about anything. Everything he has ever said over three words he stole from one movie […]


The Bet (2/2)

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The Bet (1/2)

Two guys on the porch drinking beer…